oni8n:

maybe i should

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heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

tandembicycles:

greedtheavariciouslygay:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

4zula:

sometimes? i just be holding my titty